Things my cat Susuwakari has destroyed by chewing through the cord of and rendering dangerous to use:

A fan
My keyboard
My lamp
A radio

There's a graveyard of useless electronics in my spare room. His next target: my feet.



I'd say he is a Luddite, except he also chews feet and plastic and pretty much anything that is near his mouth. He's lucky he's so fucking adorable because otherwise I'd punt him into the neighbour's yard and run.